Good morning ladies, gentlemen and Ray. We are currently cruising at 41.395 points towards our target altitude of 73,050. We have been joined by another passenger in the past week leaving just 21 still to arrive. With just under 4 weeks to go they'd better board the flight soon or we probably won't reach our target altitude.
So, for you entertainment today we have:
- Some belligerent miners
- Some men in hooded red dresses
- Some pachydermal tininess
- Some rusty robots
- Some Germans
- Something magical (besides me!)
Medications will be distributed shortly. Today's crayon colour is neon pink.