Tuesday, 12 January 2016
It's Tuesday, So It Must Be Tamsin
Good morning passengers on flight AHPC-VI to Challenge. Unless Flight Officer Douglas, Monday's co-pilot, has made an unannounced overnight climb, we are currently cruising at 13,767 points which is slightly under 20% of the way to our target altitude of 68,950 points. So far, 57 of our 88 passengers and crew have made representations large and small to the airline.
Today looks to be busier for me than last Tuesday, but I'm sure you will find me to be typically unflappable. It's very difficult to flap when your torso is wrapped up in a straitjacket.
Enjoy today's submissions folks!