Welcome fellow Antipodeans, both real and honourary. My name is Millsy and I'll be your
They say the best way to bear pain is to accept it and make it your own. We're about to find out if that's really true. The next few weeks will at times seem endless, a high anxiety journey into the deepest, darkest depths of the night with brush in hand.
|Mind bleach at the ready Dave...|
That's because all the while you're slaving away I'll be here. Lurking in the shadows awaiting your "submissions" to which I will subsequently apply my very own special, tender ministrations. The kind of love and attention which only those of us who have cried "Juliet Bravo" can understand.
|Juliet Bravo! Juliet Bravo!|
Will your heart be racing while you await my response?
Will my commentary assuage whatever hurt the miserly points awarded inflict?
And will the mind bleach stocks be exhausted before we're finally, irrevocably satiated?
All that remains to be seen. Only one thing is for sure...
The trick, my charges, is not minding that it hurts.