Wednesday, 6 January 2016

My name is Millsy and I'll be your minion today


Welcome fellow Antipodeans, both real and honourary. My name is Millsy and I'll be your GIMP Minion for today and hereafter each and every Thursday until the final week of the Challenge. I've been looking forward to this. Oh yes... I have indeed.

They say the best way to bear pain is to accept it and make it your own. We're about to find out if that's really true. The next few weeks will at times seem endless, a high anxiety journey into the deepest, darkest depths of the night with brush in hand.


Mind bleach at the ready Dave...

That's because all the while you're slaving away I'll be here. Lurking in the shadows awaiting your "submissions" to which I will subsequently apply my very own special, tender ministrations. The kind of love and attention which only those of us who have cried "Juliet Bravo" can understand.


Juliet Bravo! Juliet Bravo!

Will your heart be racing while you await my response?
Will my commentary assuage whatever hurt the miserly points awarded inflict?
And will the mind bleach stocks be exhausted before we're finally, irrevocably satiated?

All that remains to be seen. Only one thing is for sure...




The trick, my charges, is not minding that it hurts.

Cheers,
Millsy




22 comments:

  1. Haha!! Love the minion-mod. Absolutely brilliant. Nonetheless, I think you have your time-zones mixed up a bit, Millsy. You still have 10 hours before you have to be out of the blocks. Then again, the early gimp gets the ball gag I suppose. ;)

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  2. Millsy has gone mad I think, its still only 2pm Wednseday in the Challenges home time zone... Maybe too much mind-bleach?

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  3. Let's get you back to your room, Mr Mills...

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  4. It's Wednesday. ;) And it's I Touch Myself!
    https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM

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  5. The power has gone straight to his head, there is no stopping him now.( shudder)
    And here I thought the handbag duel was bad enough...Curt, just what horror have you unleashed upon the world!?! ;)

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  6. Well Dave Docherty gets out of Minion Duty early I guess.

    Good luck Millsy.

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    1. It's called an efficiency saving....

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    2. Or he is still in the dust and playing catch up from last years mullering....

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    3. Nah, he's just several hours too early ;)

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  7. Hmmm, Millsy the Minion GIMP


    *shudder*

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    1. And what he did to that teddy bear should be illegal

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    2. It quite possibly is but I'm a big believer in doing things properly. Doing just half the job isn't in my nature.

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  8. Apologies folks for the "early start" of my Miniondom. A nasty combination of bleach fumes and getting my international AMs and PMs mixed up it seems. I sometimes forget that we Antipodeans not only live in the best place on earth, we also go first at almost everything :-)

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  9. You my good sir are mad, mad as a hatter!

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    1. Aren't we all, in this merry bunch? In our own different ways.

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  10. It's a coup - he's trying to make over the world!

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