"Good morning Lady, Gentlemen (and Ray). You will be pleased/upset/stressed (delete as appropriate) to hear that we are on the final day of our journey."
"Looking at the points table, all I can say is "Blimus" (as Sid James put it so aptly in 'Carry on Cleo'). It seems that my fears of us not meeting our target altitude were entirely unjustified. It would appear that several people were secretly working on huge points bombs and have dropped them in the last couple of days"
"Today's entertainments should be the busiest list yet. So far we have the following acts confirmed:
Arthur is being sent on an errand to O'Grady's Gulch by his mum;
Teemu is dipping his toes into Millsy's Millpond;
Jonathan is doing something classical and Indian for his first act and will unleash fire and brimstone for his second (assuming our H&S Officer says that is OK. What? We don't have one? Errrmmm, let's just assume it will be OK then.). He will then do some Brigantage;
Ray is going to war for King Philip;
Samuli will be taking some parting shots at fellow passengers;
Sidney, having shot the Sheriff, will be going after the Deputies;
Iannick will narrate an epic tale of heresy;
PeteF will present some gribbley phantoms and brains before woofing at a warlord; and
AlexS has some dry brushes.
Phew! Blimus! It looks like I've got a very busy morning ahead of me and I fully expect even more entertainments to be presented throughout the day, including at least one more from me."
"I'll be cracking on with scheduling these once I've had a coffee. Toodle-pip!"
TamsinP
Senior Flight Attendant
Maybe we should all keep posting until the quarantine is lifted
ReplyDeleteThumbs up to continuing ..... or finish and start a new "During the Virus" Challenge?? Appreciate a lot of work behind the scenes though - I just enjoy looking at the figures. Perhaps the minions can be designated key workers (UK reference here). Thanks everyone
ReplyDeleteHave good day Ms P - I'll try and help out along the way.
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