Monday 8 January 2024

MONDAY'S MUSÉE DES FOSSILES

 


 

Today, we have an abundance of special exhibits for our visitors. We recommend checking in your coat at the “Consigne” and keeping this program handy during your tour. Audio-guides (in French only) are available at the “Comptoir”.

Exhibits du Jour:

■ ROOM “A” ■ 7:00 AM ■ Archaic and Non-archaic Xeno-technology Examples in the Sub-culture of a Heavily Copyrighted British Fantasy/sci-fi Intellectual Property. Curated by the Honorable MikeW.

■ ROOM “B” ■
8:00 AM ■ Samples of Medieval Heraldry at a Non-familiar Scale. Curated by the Honorable SimonG.

■ ROOM “C” ■ 
9:00 AM ■ Naval Architecture in the Age of Enlightment, with an Emphasis on British and Spanish Vessels. Curated by the Honorable AdamC.

■ ROOM “D” ■ 
10:00 AM ■ A Descriptive Approach to the Representation of Early World War II Polish Units, More Specifically of the Infantry, Artillery and Vehicular Type. Curated by the Honorable FrederickC.

■ ROOM “E” ■ 
11:00 AM ■ Demonstration of the Importance of the Quantity of Foot Troops in Post-revolutionnary French and Bavarian Battalions. Curated by the Honorable BobV.

■ ROOM “F” ■
12:00 PM ■ Pertinence of the accurate depiction of the Danish Guards of the year 1848. Curated by the Honorable Lorenzo.

■ ROOM “G” ■ 
1:00 PM ■ Compilation of Archeological Evidence Regarding the Sociopathic Behaviour of Small Coteries from the Location of Mordheim in the Sub-culture of a Heavily Copyrighted British Fantasy/sci-fi Intellectual Property (see also ROOM “A”). Curated by the Honorable SanderS.

■ ROOM “H” ■ 2
:00 PM ■ A Dissertation on “Schmoozing with the Distinguished Opponent” involving painting an Iberian faction. Curated by the Honorable PeterB.

■ ROOM “I” ■
3:00 PM ■ Idyllic Narrative at the Conjuncture of Space officers and a Tank (?). Curated by the Honorable TeemuL.

■ ROOM “J” ■
4:00 PM ■ Non-exhaustive survey of now-painted miniatures with promises of more. Curated by the Honorable ColeF. 


8 comments:

  1. Honorable? The rumours have been suitably spread throughout society then. 😉

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  2. A veritable cabinet of curiosities awaits!

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  3. Oh wow, our Monday crew seems to be in fire!

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  4. OMG Sylvain, what a brilliant post to start off the day!

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  5. Busy Monday the installers must have been busy over the weekend

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  6. Haha! Your background as an Arts prof are in full display, Sylvain.

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  7. Are you getting paid by the word? Have a good day with your fellow fossils.

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  8. What a fun and inspired description of today's exhibits.

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