Haha, I like how you balance the optimism of religion with the realities of secular life. I really like the little door-knocker gun (which would be like an 88 in this period). I'm also a big fan of tree stumps on bases, dunno why, just do, so kudo to you.
Give the brats a bunch of A's and get another entry in before the curtain falls. ;)
Well done Dux.