An Evening at Bistro Mercredi

Ah, mesdames et messieurs, bienvenue au Bistro Mercredi. Please, allow me to show you to your table...

Today's degustation menu includes

• An amuse-bouche of Robot, plated with rare earth alloys,
• Freshly Painted Spiders, chilled to perfection and served on individual bases,
• An Assortment of Chaos Demons to cleanse the palate,
• Early Medieval European Archers and Levantine Infantry, served with a 1477 garnish, and 
• A dish of artisanally-produced Greek Hoplites.

Coffee and brandy to follow, with after dinner mints (they're only wafer thin...)

On to the first course...

M. Ev