“I think all that guff about the Chambers being invaded
by strange uniformed creatures from a hitherto unknown island are just scare
stories,” says Titchy. “So we run away and forget about our noble quest for the
GTTWHNS.”(1)
“We have seen lots of men shooting lots of guns at lots
of dungeon denizens, Titchy.”
“Illusion. Hocus Pokery. Magicianly tricks just to
fool us. Fake news. But they can’t disguise reality for long. Here it is. This
deserted beach.”
They look around the bay: idyllic dunes of silver
sand, the glorious blue waves flecked with white foam, the graceful squawk and
splash of seagulls.
“Can you see any sign of invasion?”
“Well, actually…” begins Elfbow. “What about that?”
He points out to the horizon.
“A sail! A sail!”
“Actually, I think more than one. And they seem to
be heading directly for us.”
“Might not be an invasion. Might just be a pleasure
cruise.”
“And it might be a flock of ugly ducklings
pretending to be swans,” suggests Elfbow. “But I suspect not.”
“Well, look at the lovely clouds the ships are
making. Surely that’s a celebratory greeting, saying something like ‘look how
soft, friendly and cuddly we are’.”
“Or,” says Getrude, as the first of the cannon
balls plummets into the sand at their feet, and the distant echoes of cannonfire
arrive shortly behind them, “they may be saying something like ‘stand on that
beach much longer, and see how quickly we can turn you into flotsam.’”
“Or jetsam.”
“Ay any rate, some sort of sam.”
“I believe,”says Elfbow, “we elves have an apposite
word for situations like this.”
“What’s that, Elbow?”
“Scarper!”
***
(1) Greatest Treasure The World Has Never Seen
My invasion fleet is not quite as large as I was
planning, but it’s still a decent mass of ship and sail. It consists of 11
ships. 7 are more of the Simon Mann 3d prints I bought second hand, and the
other four are Warlord’s Black Seas ships.
The consist of:
1 x 2nd rate Barfleur class
1 x 2nd rate Temeraire class
1 x 3rd rate Intrepid
2 x 5th class (frigate) Southampton
class
2 x 5th class (frigate) Arethusa class
2 x Bomb ketch
1 x schooner
1 x cutter
The last two of these (the smallest of the vessels)
I’ve not rigged, though they do have flags. I’ve made all of the flags and
pennants detachable, so that the ships could, in principle, be used for
navies other than the British. (I also made all the ratlines myself, as the 3D prints lack them, and I'm not too keen on the Warlord acetate jobs, even though I've used them on some of my other ships to save time.) Of all the ships in this fleet, I particularly like the bomb ketch, one of which I've painted in black and white, potentially suitable for Danish or US use against the English:
Following the precedents set by Adam on the
relative size of vessels plus bonuses for rigging, sails and flags, I think plausible
points are:
2 x 2nd rate @ 33 = 66
1 x 3rd rate @ 31 = 31
4 x 5th rate @ 25 = 100
Cutter = 9
Schooner = 10
2 x Bomb ketch (somewhere between brig and frigate in size): 12 + 3 bonus? = 30
Adventurer’s landing: 20
Making a grand total of 266 points.