"He's coming...Yes, of course it's him. Why? Well, everything about him is glittering and golden, so that's a good guess. And, well... he's handsome. And tall. Apollo-esque maybe. No, no... I'm not having second thoughts. Pass the the poison, quickly. Don't drop it! Oh, for the blood of Sint Jacobus.... how on earth did you get recommended to me as an apprentice assassin? Quick, quick - flutter your fan in front of my hands while you pass the poison over. QUICK... Oh...OH! Your Majesty....what a surprise to see you here. We were just taking a stroll in your gardens. Monsieur Le Notre was kind enough to invite us. But you've quite trapped us here, almost as if you had intended it...."
Louise de Gisoreux, Founder of Le Lapin d'Or, and would-be assassin, 1688
Greetings, dear Challengers, to another year of lunacy, nonsense, frantic painting, grandiose plans and expired paintbrushes. The annual madness which is the Analogue Hobbies Painting Challenge has commenced, and here is my first entry, for the "Hall of Traps".
Much as I love the dungeon theme which the Snow Lord has selected for us, I wanted to start the Challenge with another glance back to the late seventeenth century, and in this Chamber - The Hall of Traps - we visit the royal gardens of the Palace of Versailles, in 1688.
One of the things which comes from reading about the courtly intrigues of Versailles, and the politics of Louis XIV's court, is the sheer sense of unease and danger experienced by its residents. Who was in favor, who was living on borrowed time (exile to Brittany being a terrible thing in 1688), and who was currently in the King's eye. A perfect place for traps and snares of all kinds.
So here we have a small cabal of would-be assassins, perhaps Flemish sympathizers or unusual allies for the beleaguered Spanish, plotting to ensnare Louis Le Grand in his own courtly gardens.
The scene is all set, as Louis' roving eye catches the sumptuous fabric of Louise de Gisoreux's dress. A tempting target for the infamous Royal Passion, no doubt. Unknown to the French King, however, the brave Louise de Gisoreux is the founder of the secret society of "Le Lapin d'Or", a league of wealthy nobles who despise the King (and wish to replace him with his easy-going brother, or the Man in the Iron Mask, or... well, almost anyone, really).
It's a scene which is almost foretold by the avaricious King's love of classical mythology; the statue on the plinth depicts the young Apollo being spurned by the river nymph, Daphne. Murder is clearly being planned among the slowly-turning, autumn leaves.
But wait... Who has snared who in this baroque drama?
Behind the plinth, slyly creeping out of sight, the wily French fox has trapped a golden rabbit in its jaws, and is carrying away it's prize. What treacherous traps and snares does Louis, the Sun King, have in store for our brave heroine and her small cabal of (slightly hapless) co-conspirators...?
And, to carry on the same nonsense as I indulged in last year, I could not resist the temptation to prepare a couple of more of my ludicrous 'character cards' for this vignette - one for each of the competing traps and snares, French or Flemish (depending on whether you like the good guys, or the very bad guy).
And now, to the business-end of the post. Four 28mm miniatures is 20 points (Louis and Louise are from Wargames Foundry, Louise's accomplice is from Redoubt, while the Turkish servant is from Old Glory's Pirates range). The two classical characters on the plinth are a little smaller than 28mm and were really only dry-brushed bronze, so I'll claim just 5 points for the pair ('Apollo' being a lovely Wargames Foundry cherub, and 'Daphne' being a diminutive and politically incorrect Daemonette from Games Workshop, 90s vintage).
I did come conversion work on Louise de Gisoreux - some extra lace and a silken bow on the back of her dress, - but not enough to add any points for. The bottles and goblets littering the base of the plinth were from Scotia Grendell. The plinth was scratch-built, but the base is from Warbases, as is the fox and rabbit (say another 5 points?).
So, all in all, for the figures and extras total 30 points, and then 20 points for the 'Hall of Traps' itself. Does that sound right?
oh wow Sidney, what an awesome start to your Challenge! The colours are briliant and the vignette incredibly well positioned.
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Thanks Sander. It's a bit silly, but hopefully that's acceptable this year!
DeleteGreat stuff - the statues and the fox are delightful and the Sun Kings expression is spot on
ReplyDeleteThanks Simon!! The fox was a real find (from Warbases), and the rabbit in the mouth was too much fun not to include!
DeleteSuperb.
ReplyDeleteWhat a debut for your Challenge, Sidney. More!
Hahaha !! Obviously, I hadn't planned that from the start when you mentioned "traps"... obviously not.... Coughs (quietly)
DeleteBeautiful!
ReplyDeleteI am very much looking forward to more of the Laarden intrigue
OOoooh, thank you so much, Sarah. There is intrigue a-plenty to come, this year (and even more nonsense). Thanks so much for commenting!!
Delete17th C allegory at its finest!
ReplyDeleteAmazing work, Sidney; the little clues are like something out of a Baroque painting. Very 'Draughtsman's Contract'!
Thanks Evan! "The Draughtsman's Contract" is on my "all time Top Ten Films" list - so yes, you found me out! Totally busted!
DeleteLovely work I always enjoy your entries.
ReplyDeleteThanks Adam!
DeleteLovely vignette, such vibrant colours
ReplyDeleteCheers, Tom - very kind! The colours are a bit lurid, but... hey, Versailles... France... Louis XIV... kind of a thing, right? Thanks so much for commenting !!
DeleteI've been looking forwards to some Laarden content from you and I'm not disappointed.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Scrivs!
DeleteThe painting, the story, everything is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Codsticker! (And congratulations on the nickname...!)
DeleteWonderful stuff Sydney. Thank you for taking us back to the world of Laarden.
ReplyDeleteThanks Peter. Very kind. And don't worry, there will be chickens in future posts, Sir!
DeleteDucks appear to be all the rage this year.
Deletebeautiful, as always
ReplyDeleteHi Martin - thank you so much, Sir!!
DeleteFabulous painting - vibrant colours and very well executed. Evocative of Versailles - the place and the great TV series....
ReplyDeleteThank you, SAS! You're spot on (alongside Evan, above) in guessing the inspiration. I do really like the "Versailles" TV show. There was a lot of wandering in the gardens and 'discovering' secrets in that show as well....LOL
DeleteLovely, as always a highlight of the challenge, splendid post!
ReplyDeleteBest Iain
Thanks so much, Iain, Sir!! Really pleased you liked it.
DeleteMarvelous painting, and a great way to fulfill the theme of the chamber.
ReplyDeleteThanks Stuart... It's always fun trying to twist and flip-over Curt's titles for the Chambers and themes ;P
DeleteWonderful stuff an some great figures. Nicely done sir!
ReplyDeleteHi lee, thank you so much, Sir! Really pleased you liked them!
DeleteWonderful Sid, your colours and vignette are spectacular.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much indeed, Phil !!
DeleteLovely work yet again Sid (I'm going through the latest entries from new to old currently)!
ReplyDeleteI'm always perplexed by the amount of thought and imagination you put in all your projects. Makes following your progress almost a hobby in its own right
Thank you very much, Nick!! Hahaha....sometimes I think I'm putting too much thought into those entries! And I probably need to speed up a bit, otherwise I'm never going to reduce the lead mountain much this Challenge!
DeleteSuper diorama there Sidney, loads of lovely little details, top marks 👍
ReplyDeleteThanks very much Ken - glad you like them!
DeleteSuch vibrant and beautiful colors Sidney! Lovely just lovely!
ReplyDeleteChristopher
Thanks very much, Christopher!!!
DeleteMagnificent work, Sidney!
ReplyDeleteThanks very much, Barks!
DeleteEverything is right about this: the figures, the staging, the colours, the painting, the little details, the story... Absolutely flabbergastingly splendid!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much - very kind!
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