Sunday, 10 January 2021

From Curt: GRR Martin and a Patiently Waiting Fan - Some Torture for 'The Pit of the Pendulum'


I was thinking hard on what to do for 'The Pit of the Pendulum'. This one Adam had developed, and I was stumped at first, but then the 'torture' aspect resonated with me and I had an idea. 

I remembered I had a series of models from Dark Sword Miniatures depicting characters from George RR Martin's 'Game of Thrones' books. My enthusiasm for the figures had soured over the years, matching my growing irritation in waiting for him to finish the series until I finally ignored both.  That is when the idea struck: The torture of a fan waiting for him to finish his work. Perfect.

I used to be a big fan of Martin's series until he transitioned from a writer to essentially a celebrity grifter. I don't want to get into the long story of GRR Martin's inability to deliver the goods, but I'll provide a brief synopsis to explain my entry.

I, along with many other readers, waited for years after Martin's third book ('Storm of Swords') for him to complete the series. Updates on his progress turned into excuses, excuses to obfuscation, and obfuscation to, well, pure fiction, I guess. 

To put this in perspective, his first book was published in 1996, with the following two being published over four years. Pretty good pace, right? But then it took him 11 years to write the next two books (really, it's 1 and a half books). It's now been another 10 years and his suckers for punishment fans are still waiting for the next book in the series. Yep, 25 years for 5 books. Martin says there will be at least two more to complete the series. Riiiight. Suuure there will. I hope his afterlife provides for a typewriter...

As a counterpoint, JRR Tolkien completed 'The Lord of the Rings' over a 13 year span (1937 to 1949) while also working full-time as a university lecturer (and throw in a world war). Proper work ethic there.

Anyway, as everyone knows, HBO bought the rights to Martin's work and just plowed along to complete the series. They ended up filling-in the yawning gaps (over 3 seasons) which Martin had yet to complete, knowing full well that they couldn't count on him to give them the goods. After this, he has the temerity to say that the series ending was not 'faithful' to his vision. Wow, and what vision would that be precisely?! Gee, let's see. Oh, a blank page! So you have no vision Mr. Martin - shocking. What an egotistical, tone-deaf git. 

So every time I hear about GRR Martin's pathetic excuses for his delays in completing 'Game of Thrones' I just roll my eyes and wonder what new torture he's putting his fans through.


Dark Sword Miniatures did a special vanity vignette depicting Martin as (get this) a Maester writing on some scrolls. *eyeroll*


The irony was just too great, so this is why I've left the sheets of parchment on the table completely blank. It seems fitting.


Oh, and I also did up a cobblestone base with a new roller from Greenstuff World. Fun!

Modeling clay and rolling pin - it's like being in preschool...

...and these ones to still try out...



The gibbet is from Reaper and is a very nice little model (though I almost snapped my crayons getting the rope rigged through the guides and tying
 it off). My only real criticism is that the bars on the cage are a little too beefy, making it very difficult to see the figure inside. 



The 'fan' is a little ropey, but I like the overall pose. I popped the whole thing on a 60mm base and added some groundwork to blend it in (there's even three skulls tucked away in there Barks!).

I'm going to claim 15 for the gibbet, 10 for Maester Martin (the tw@t), the 20 point Chamber bonus and my 5th Squirrel Point. Phew!


Next up: 'The Golem's Haunt'

Thanks for dropping in!

- Curt

34 comments:

  1. Great models as always, Curt.
    I really like the Green Stuff World rollers, too. So much easier!
    As for Martin - I've never managed to get into the first one. Found it far too dense for my little brain! I do like the irony of your blank pages, though.

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    1. Thanks Noel, yes, the products from Greenstuff World are pretty darn cool. I have a few other textures to try out - looking forward to it.

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  2. I feel for you. I was a huge fan of the Wheel of time books, which never did finish as he died... I strongly suspect the same will happen with GoT

    Excellent work on the figures though!

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    1. At least Jordan had an excuse (being dead and all). Martin is simply lazy and can't meet a deadline to save his soul.

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  3. Spot on. I was lucky in the aspect of I began reading GOT shortly before his last book came out. Well done.
    BruceR

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    1. Well, early or late, you're still going to be waiting for the last of them, if they ever arrive.

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  4. What an awesome use of that figure Curt. I got into the series fairly late but I agree with your ire.

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  5. great work, those rollers are fab, will have to get one. Why does torture bring out the best work in us. Luckily my psychology is of the cod variety

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  6. I got bored of the GoT books pretty quickly. He spent pages explaining what people were esting at every meal, but just flitted past other parts of the story it seemed. Not a fan.

    Awesome minis, Curt, the blank pages are very fitting.

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    1. Exactly! The first three books were not bad for that but the last ones have essentially been a Michelin guide to Westeros.

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  7. Ooo very nice Curt, Its a lot better than my similar entry for sure!

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    1. Oh, I don't know. I quite liked your gibbet Ray. But thanks for the thumbs up.

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  8. Great work Curt, and I can completely sympathize with your annoyance with him. I can understand a few years between books, maybe even 3 or 4 if they are huge. But when writing is your only job, there is no excuse for this. At this point I am with you, I doubt we will ever see the real ending of the story, as he will likely drop dead of old age before finishing it.

    On the plus side, your painting is stunning as usual and I love all the esoteric figure you pull out of your .... collection. :-)

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    1. Yup, in my mind 3 years is the outside for getting a book done. If we were talking a page a day that would be over a 1000. Authors say that what they do is a job. So GRRM should treat it as such and meet his deadlines like the rest of us slobs. This 'artiste' stuff makes my blood boil...

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  9. Great fun entry! I totally agree,and its a lovely finish!
    Best Iain

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    1. I thought you, of all people, would find this post funny.

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  10. Beautiful post, and a beautiful read. This post contains for GoT content than the hack himself has churned out in years..great stuff.

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  11. My comment from yesterday failed. Lovely painting, and the blank pages are a wonderful snarky touch!

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    1. Cheers Barks. I was just about to paint some script on them and then stopped myself, 'What the hell am I doing? This is GRRM we're depicting...' ;P

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  12. Very well done Mr Campbell! Especially the light rust on the gibbet and the moss on it's post do bring it to life. That said, a slight dusting with some pigment maybe could have made the cobble base just that little bit more exciting.
    Anyway, having read your blurb I'm quite glad I never got into GoT. It'd drive me crazy...

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    1. You know, I was going to hit the cobblestones with some earthshade and forgot. Thanks for calling me out on it. :)

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  13. That is a great entry, love the details on the desk, but the magic roller is the business 🙂
    Regards KenR

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    1. Cheers Ken! I took inspiration from your tortured soccer fan entry. :)

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