Well, passengers and fellow flight crew, it does seem as though we are on the approach to our final altitude. And it does look as though we may even exceed the target altitude. Well done to everyone. But don't stop turning those pedals just yet.
Captain Campbell is taking a break from the flight controls today and has left me in charge. Hopefully you will all remember the emergency instructions you were given before take off. Just as a little reminder, parachutes were an optional extra when you booked. What's that? You didn't think the £100,000 non-refundable charge was worth it? Well, that's not really my fault is it.
In-flight entertainment today is being provided (so far) by Stefan, Barks, Dave D, Ev and Dave D (again). You can expect to see bluebellies, arachnids, warplanes (no need to worry about the rat-a-tat sounds and holes in the fuselage and wings...), short beardie chaps and some hairy-smelly-spitty things!
Today's crayons are puce and ochre.
Nurses Barks and Docherty will be around with the medications at some point this morning.
I'm sure everything will be fine. On an entirely unrelated matter, is there a parachute under the seat...?
ReplyDeleteOnly if you took up the option when you booked your seat on this flight ;)
DeleteCurse this fine print!
DeleteEv it’s the charges for loo that are eye watering
DeleteAlways ummm “ interesting” when you’re at the controls Tamsin. Have a good day!
ReplyDeleteOh the joy of my favourite airline
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