Saturday, 6 January 2018
*The swirl of his academic gown lifts a cloud of chalk dust as Minion Michael enters the classroom.*
Right! Good morning, sit down please. Raymond, I said sit down! No, not there boy!
Thank you Mr. Campbell for Friday’s lesson; a masterclass in decorum, creativity and style. Whilst today’s might be less eloquent, I am hoping that the work presented will make up for stylistic shortfall on my part - first the roll call.
Outstanding painting skills – present!
Clever basing solutions - present!
Creative terrain building – present!
And a paint bomb – oh yes, it’s time for the Saturday showcase to begin!
Raymond! Take that finger out of your nose!