Saturday 6 January 2018

Roll Call!

*The swirl of his academic gown lifts a cloud of chalk dust as Minion Michael enters the classroom.*

Right! Good morning, sit down please.  Raymond, I said sit down!  No, not there boy! 
Thank you Mr. Campbell for Friday’s lesson; a masterclass in decorum, creativity and style.  Whilst today’s might be less eloquent, I am hoping that the work presented will make up for  stylistic shortfall on my part - first the roll call.

Outstanding painting skills – present!
Clever basing solutions - present!
Creative terrain building – present!
And a paint bomb – oh yes, it’s time for the Saturday showcase to begin!

Raymond! Take that finger out of your nose!

6 comments:

  1. ...and Raymond, stop stuffing budgies into that sandbag!

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    1. Now we see why Tamsin's dropped out - she can hurl abuse at Ray without fear of points retribution!

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  2. Great work Michael! Keep these unruly kids in line.

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  3. Lol! You know I can see a t-shirt going Ray's way: "Ceep calm a nd smuggle a budgie" and while I type this the autocorrection of my tablet suggested "snuggle" where I typed "smuggle" I almost went with that ;-)

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