Last time we were here, we came across a rather rude frog. And
here he is again!
“Ribbit!”
“What do you mean ‘kiss me’?”
I look at my corporal quizzically: “You speak amphibian?”
My men are a continual surprise.
“I had a somewhat misspent youth.”
“With frogs?”
His face reddens: “Don’t jump to any conclusions. Mainly just
leapfrog.”
“And this one wants you to kiss him? Her? It?”
“It’s a well-known fact. Well, motif. Well, cliché of the
lazy writer. If you kiss a frog, it’ll be restored to its original human self
and shower the kisser with treasure.”
“Or warts?” I suggest. But his last word strangely interests
me. It’s certainly worth a try, if treasure is involved.
“Ok, Corporal. Or, let’s say, Sergeant, shall we? Give the
amorous amphibian what it desires.”
With an unexpected lack of reluctance my newly elevated
sergeant leans down to the frog and, well, surprise, surprise, there’s a flash
of absolutely no light at all, no sound of thunder, not even a whisper of wind,
and where there was a frog and a sergeant suddenly I’ve no frogs and two
sergeants. Frankly, given the way things have been going with sergeants lately,
I’d confidently expected to have two frogs.
“Good to have you back,” I say to the newly reintegrated
sergeant, as he's escorted shakily back into line.
“Ribbit,” he says.
I interpret this to mean “It’s surely time to put all this
behind us and be on our way to Benito’s Brook.”
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This was a difficult one, finding a vignette of early
figures for Millsy's delight, so a slight compromise. The figures are definitely from pre-2000, but
I don’t know exactly when, acquired from a miscellaneous collection at a Bring
and Buy. They’re Wargames Foundry Indian Mutiny figures. I’ve no plans for a
British 1850s army in India, but they’ll be fine as part of my Cape Wars
collection. The Brits in these wars, against Xhose, Boer and various other
groups, wore various motley uniforms on campaign (which was most of the time)
and as the wars cover pretty much 100 years (1779-1879) most variants of
uniform over the first three quarters of the nineteenth century are acceptable.
Score: 2 x 28mm figs: 10 points
Edited by TamsinP - the location bonus points were added by mistake (this is Noel's 2nd visit to the location) and have now been removed.
Thanks, Miles - but already been here, so not entitled to the 30 point bonus.
ReplyDeleteNice looking pair of sergeants. The red and white you've used are bright and vivid.
ReplyDeleteGreat story and figures Noel. :)
ReplyDeleteLovely vignette and super story!
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Suitably weird story and a lovely pair of figures.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Noel!
ReplyDeleteI submitted this figure earlier in the challenge. Mine was khaki. You've done a great job on these 2
ReplyDeleteGreat work and goofy story.
ReplyDeleteNice work.
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