Bazzzz: "What is it this time? I'm busy with Mr Akeley."
Gazzzz: "Nah mate, come on, it's really cool...!"
Bazzzz: "This had better not be another telescope incident, Gazzzz. Mr Akeley needs a fluid change."
Gazzzz: "Nah, check it! Whaddya think?"
Gazzzz: "Cool, yeah? Bazzzz...?"
Bazzzz: "You have got to be kidding me. What is... THIS??"
Gazzzz: "Cosplay, mate! I put on the old human suit, went into town to, you know, check out what the locals are up to. Saw this stuff in a shop. Swapped it for the telescope!"
Bazzzz: "What is it supposed to be?"
Gazzzz: "I'm an orc! You know, from that book? Hey, I'm the Fungus from Gorgoroth! Geddit...?"
Bazzzz: "You're going on report, you numpty. Wasting time on this rubbish when we should be advancing the mission of conquest! I'm going to let management know, just as soon as..."
Akeley: "+LOOK, IS ANYONE GOING TO TOP UP MY CANISTER?+ +I'M DRYING OUT HERE+"
Does Reaper's BiaJ come with the clear jar? That's very cool! If Tolkien's head was in a jar, I'm sure he'd be delighted in this mash-up of IP. A solid 30 pointzzzzz to you!