Wednesday, 25 February 2026

From BillA: 3D Printed Alien Monsters (20 points)

Mixing things up once again! 

With my wife being immunocompromised and the hygiene standards (or lack thereof) I've seen at some of the local game stores, a lot of my wargaming has shifted to solo play since 2020, and one of the games most often seen on my table is "Majestic 13," from Snarling Badger Studios. While it hasn't gotten the same level of attention that their offerings "Deth Wizards" and "Space Station Zero" have, it's been a very enjoyable game for me.

You play as a team of five "Agents" in a covert war against alien invaders, represented in most games by one big gribbly monster that can absorb and deal out a lot of damage. Each game is capped at five turns and you'll usually have a secondary mission attached alongside the primary mission of "kill the monster." It's built for campaign play, with agents improving skills, requisitioning improved gear, as well as developing PTSD and dying and being returned to the battlefield as clones of varying quality. 

I'm currently (as of this blogpost going live) four games into my current campaign, and have a small collection of painted monsters to use; the game offers stats for 26 monsters, each of which are described in the vaguest possible terms to allow you to use whatever figures feel most appropriate to the you. Most of mine are 3D prints from various designers, and here are two more newly painted for my collection. Both of these were purchased from TableTopTradesman on Etsy, who has been one of my go-to sources for these.


The first of these is a sort of generic "Cthulhu"-y humanoid figure with long arms ending in tentacled "hands" and a octopus-like head. I tend to keep my paint jobs on these monsters relatively simple, often with a main color and pops of contrast; they've also been good for me as practice for glazing and similar techniques. Here, I used a medium cool gray for a base-coat, washed it with some thinned down GW "Nighthaunt Gloom" contrast paint, and then drybrushed with a very pale blue-tinged gray, and a second drybrush using a 70/30 mix of white and that same pale blue-gray. 


I then went over the "hands" with "Baal Red" contrast paint up to the wrists; once dried, I gave them a light drybrush of a red-orange color, and then used a lighter red to glaze over the orange and carried the glaze all the way up to the...second wrist? There's a lot of extra joints in its arms. Hopefully that reads as a shift in the creature's pigment, rather than it being wrist-deep in gore. 


The second critter is marketed as a "Dire Bat," but those sure as heck ain't wings! The frills on the arms look more like fish fins to me, personally, but it was such an odd design choice that it drew me to this figure whereas I probably would have skipped over a more traditional "bat" design. 


I kept the colors fairly simple, an all-over basecoat of a dark red-brown, drybrushed with a brighter version of the same, and a final drybrushing of a rusty red-brown along the edges of the fins and the mane down its neck. In hindsight, I probably should have painted him *before* gluing him to the base! He's on a 60mm round from Renedra, by the way, while his paler companion is on a 40mm base. 

Since many of the monsters in Majestic 13 have energy-based ranged attacks, I painted the inside of the figure's gaping maw a strong golden yellow (3 coats), and then washed it with orange before going back over the middle with more yellow. Hopefully that sells the idea of it having a Godzilla-style breath weapon! 

ZZZZAPPP!!!

They're fairly large figures, but the paint jobs are not terribly complex, so I've been chewing over how best to score these. The gray monster is pretty close to 54mm in height, while the bat is probably not far off that in length. Here's a picture of them next to one of my Majestic 13 Agents for sale:


I'll leave it to Sylvain to make the final determination, but maybe treat them as 40mm figures to account for the simpler paint jobs, and call it 14 points for the two of them? I'm counting these as Modern Horror, so no new squirrel points for me.

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Sylvain: Those are some wicked monsters! Simple but effective game tools. Figurines are based on size, so you just completed two 54mm models. Extraordinaire!

 

 

 

From ChrisW: Send in the Ladies (85 points)

 


A rushed post this week as I type this just before I fly away to somewhere warm. Perhaps my rushing around could explain the blurry pictures, but, really it is my skill and a really old camera (they made digital cameras back then)

Anyways what I lack in clarity I shall make up in volume of pictures, hopefully some aspect of the picture will offset the blur.



These are Dragonbait miniatures who have a few VSF figures. The ladies are mounted on mono wheeled metal unicorns, kind of weird. but kind of cool. I have painted up 5 of the cavalry figures that I own, the others were not assembled and primed (somehow missed them)  Some contrast for the skirts, helmets and red coat but more conventional for the rest of the uniform and for highlights. 

I rather like the AP speed paint metal that I used on the unicorn rumps, it really creates a contrast between the raised bits and the rest of it. I still used a wash on the Unicorns as I wanted them to look like they had seen action and not just the parade ground. I have created a banner for the cavalry  (courtesy of AI) but could not get it mounted in  time. You may note that the riders have not been glued down as I may adjust the handle bars later on.


I also have done up a rocket launcher with a four person crew and a supply mule. (this time a mechanical mono wheel mule) 


These are on the large size of 28mm, but do blend in well enough with my other VSF stuff. I also have a unit of ten riflewomen that were almost done in time for this week, but alas not.




Points this time
  • 50  points for 5x 28mm mounted troops
  • 30  points for 28mm gun & 4 crew 
  •   5  points for 28mm mechanical mule
85 Points Total

Squirrels
1 or (2) more squirrels for a total of 20 (21 for separate terrain post)
  1. Gladiators
  2. Epic Orcs
  3. Epic Imperial
  4. Warlord Chinese
  5. Red Russians RCW Back of Beyond
  6. Alien Invaders
  7. Pulp US Marines
  8. Urban Cultists
  9. Egyptian cultists
  10. VSF Japanese armoured vehicles
  11. Tripods
  12. Bugs!
  13. Evil minion deep sea divers
  14. Puritans
  15. Explorers of Egypt
  16. Jungle explorers
  17. Heroic deep sea divers
  18. Muslim troops for the British
  19. Free stater Armoured cars
  20. Guardians of Antiquities
  21. Minerva's Flying Circus
  22. British cavalry and rocket launcher
  23. (BoB terrain? if it has been posted and was worth enough points)
Lady Sarah

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SylvainR: Very cool ladies. It looks like they are dressed in Union Jacks. Regarding the miniatures, I thought "wacky" and "wow" were two incompatible concepts, but I've got proven wrong with your post. If you ever use them in a game, maybe you could post a few non-blur pictures. Extraordinaire!