Good morning passengers on flight AHPC-VI to Challenge. Unless Flight Officer Douglas, Monday's co-pilot, has made an unannounced overnight climb, we are currently cruising at 13,767 points which is slightly under 20% of the way to our target altitude of 68,950 points. So far, 57 of our 88 passengers and crew have made representations large and small to the airline.
Today looks to be busier for me than last Tuesday, but I'm sure you will find me to be typically unflappable. It's very difficult to flap when your torso is wrapped up in a straitjacket.
Enjoy today's submissions folks!
Good Luck Tamsin. I might just finish another entry before 6am London time. Filling up the water jar now! JK
ReplyDeleteLeave that water jar alone! Go to the bathroom like the rest of us! ;)
DeleteCan I get something through Customs this week, I wonder...?
ReplyDeleteExciseman Millsy may have something to say about that. And he's got the rubber gloves for those intimate searches...
DeleteSure he does!
DeleteHow you fly an air plane in a straight jacket is beyond me...
ReplyDeleteI'm not the pilot, I'm the flight attendant!
DeleteThat's an interesting point though - who the heck is flying this thing right now?
*eeks!*
She's all yours and in your capable hands Tamsin. Looks like a smooth change over of cabin crew, so I'll sit back and enjoy the posts while shuffling through my Bowie collection.
ReplyDeleteHave a safe flight. Cheers Peter
Thanks Flight Officer Douglas! You did a great job yesterday and deserve a day of listening to Bowie :)
DeleteYou are so cute as a stewardess M'Lady. I do love a woman in uniform :0)
ReplyDeleteHmm, I thought the others were in leather bodysuits while Tamsin strode the decks with a whip...you know, to keep em rowing! ;)
DeleteDavid - some of them are in leather, some in latex, some in PVC ;)
DeleteAnne - thanks m'dear :D
I was supposed to be posting today, but my daughter spilt stuff all over my laptop, that has know devided not to work!!! You ever tried tapping on a mobile keypad with fat pork sausage fingers?? Its no fun!
ReplyDeleteI was supposed to be posting today, but my daughter spilt stuff all over my laptop, that has know devided not to work!!! You ever tried tapping on a mobile keypad with fat pork sausage fingers?? Its no fun!
ReplyDeleteNot having fat pork sausage finger (mine are slender and agile) I have no idea. However, the fact you managed to post your comment twice does suggest you may be so afflicted :p
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