Pick slung over his shoulder, Martin emerges from a pit he's dug, geological samples in hand.
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The Snow Lord blushes, embarrassed, 'I know, I think it's either the Brussels sprouts or those yappy guys with the funny red caps. I can't give them up, they're both so nummy.'
Martin blinks repeatedly at the huge blue creature.
The Snow Lord shifts uncomfortably, 'Anyhoo, what can I help you with?'
'Well, I'm looking for treasure. I thought I could find it on my own, but since I've had no luck I thought I'd ask you.'
'Ah, well, if you want the treasure you have to provide me with a boon. Let's see... '
He snaps his fingers, 'Okay, I got it. You seem to be a guy interested history and old stones, right? You probably like old buildings and walls too. I've been watching that great series about Troy. You know, the one about Trojans, Greeks, fickle gods n'stuff. So let's do something associated with the Iliad, now that would be a hoot.
He snaps his fingers, 'Okay, I got it. You seem to be a guy interested history and old stones, right? You probably like old buildings and walls too. I've been watching that great series about Troy. You know, the one about Trojans, Greeks, fickle gods n'stuff. So let's do something associated with the Iliad, now that would be a hoot.
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-Curt
The Iliad? Hmmm, I guess we'll just have to hector him from the sidelines ;)
ReplyDeleteThat could just be my Achilles heel.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me here...
DeleteWhere's that? Paris?
Deletehe's going to Helen back
DeleteHey, Martin - if at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy and Troy again...
DeleteAnd the puns murmured on...
DeleteI knew there'd be horsing around in the comments section....
DeleteMemnon to myself - no more Troy puns.
DeleteGood luck Martin, looking forward to see what you bring.
ReplyDeletecheers, dis the prep last night
DeleteOne of my favourite topics, looking what you come out with
ReplyDeleteI've done about 1/2 the army 10 years ago - very shiny. But the rest have been a got out and put away every year since then
DeleteBy Poseidon YEEESS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCalm down, you ain't seen them yet
ReplyDeleteGood luck Martin!
ReplyDeleteThink I'll need it
DeleteOK Martin, that's 2 metres of cyclopean walls by tomorrow morning, and a chariot squadron the morning after - you're good for that, yeah?
ReplyDelete; )