Monday, 3 February 2020

Martin Ascends Snow Lord's Peak


Pick slung over his shoulder, Martin emerges from a pit he's dug, geological samples in hand. 


This week's Snow Lord's Peak brought to you from Mount Columbia, Alberta.
'Fascinating... You realize you're sitting on a huge reserve of natural gas?'

The Snow Lord blushes, embarrassed, 'I know, I think it's either the Brussels sprouts or those yappy guys with the funny red caps. I can't give them up, they're both so nummy.'

Martin blinks repeatedly at the huge blue creature. 

The Snow Lord shifts uncomfortably, 'Anyhoo, what can I help you with?'

'Well, I'm looking for treasure. I thought I could find it on my own, but since I've had no luck I thought I'd ask you.'


'Ah, well, if you want the treasure you have to provide me with a boon. Let's see... '

He snaps his fingers, 'Okay, I got it. You seem to be a guy interested history and old stones, right? You probably like old buildings and walls too. I've been watching that great series about Troy. You know, the one about Trojans, Greeks, fickle gods n'stuff. So let's do something associated with the Iliad, now that would be a hoot.


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Good luck with it Martin. I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

-Curt

18 comments:

  1. The Iliad? Hmmm, I guess we'll just have to hector him from the sidelines ;)

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  2. That could just be my Achilles heel.

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    1. You guys are killing me here...

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    2. Hey, Martin - if at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy and Troy again...

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    3. And the puns murmured on...

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    4. I knew there'd be horsing around in the comments section....

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    5. Memnon to myself - no more Troy puns.

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  3. Good luck Martin, looking forward to see what you bring.

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  4. One of my favourite topics, looking what you come out with

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    1. I've done about 1/2 the army 10 years ago - very shiny. But the rest have been a got out and put away every year since then

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  5. Calm down, you ain't seen them yet

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  6. OK Martin, that's 2 metres of cyclopean walls by tomorrow morning, and a chariot squadron the morning after - you're good for that, yeah?
    ; )

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