Monday's Musée des Fossiles

 

Everything is utterly and totally under complete control!

 

 A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LE MUSÉE DES FOSSILES

Due to what our Public Relations Officer would prefer me to describe as a “mild mold nuisance”, the Municipal Health Authority has closed our Exhibition Rooms “A” to “C” as well as “E” to “O” until further notice. The use of haz-mat suits by the Authority should be seen as a “simple basic precaution” and there is absolutely no need for our honorable visitors to cancel or postpone their visit at the Musée des Fossiles.

Because of the “temporary circumstances” mentioned above, all the special exhibits programmed for today will be held in Room “D”, where the windows will be left open as a “comprehensive sanitary measure”.  We recommend that you keep your winter clothes on simply to feel more comfortable during your visit while it's -25oC outside. As a small favor, every hour, our valued visitors will be asked to vacate Room “D” thus allowing our expert technicians to install the next exhibit, an operation of merely 50 minutes. In the meantime, our exquisite visitors are welcome to wander at the gift store where they will benefit from a generous 5% discount on all our products for their magnanimous patience and comprehension.

Our core mission at Le Musée des Fossiles is always to unrelentlessly continue the tradition of offering the best possible viewing experience of ancient artifacts to our precious visitors.

Yvan Thellarius, Ph.D.
Curateur en Chef
Le Musée des Fossiles

PROGRAM OF THE SPECIAL EXHIBITS FOR TODAY

■ ROOM “D” ■ 07:00 AM ■ Commutation opportunity via sexualized figurines. Curated by Professor TeemuL.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 08:00 AM ■ Incremental contributions to a collection based on a notoriously profitable sci-fi franchise. Curated by Professor DaveV.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 09:00 AM ■ “To Limber or not to Limber” Prolegomena for a family ritual enhanced with miniatures. Curated by Professor IainW.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 10:00 AM ■ On the specifics of local history architecture: case in point with Captain Smith’s House. Curated by Professor AdamC.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 11:00 AM ■ Dissimilarities Between an Ancient Mythology Creature and 20th Century Civil Servants of the Military Type. Curated by Professor SimonG.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 12:00 PM ■ A Tour of a Library by means of a Female Cleric and an Industrial Structure of Gargantuan Proportions. Curated by Professor JimG.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 01:00 PM ■ Preliminary Findings on the Color Schemes of Sci-fi Aliens and Fantasy Orcs, with a Complement of Submissions bringing Mustaches from the El Alamo Era.  Curated by Professor MikeW.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 02:00 PM ■ Pre-Juvenile Style for Heroic Theme-based Miniatures.  Curated by Professor PeterB.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 03:00 PM ■ On the Cuteness of Baby Dragons with a Complement of Procurement for Fantasy and Sci-Fi Endeavors.  Curated by Professor PeterB.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 04:00 PM ■ A Critical Review of Ancient Danish Military Artifacts.  Curated by Professor Lorenzo.

 

■ ROOM “D” ■ 05:00 PM ■ Solving the Paradox Between Quantity and Quality; Just Nuke it With a Paint Bomb!  Curated by Professor FrederickC.