Sunday, 16 March 2025

From TeemuL: Parade in Paradise [The Ambitious] [The Lovers] [The Just Rulers] (100 points)

So I have been stuck in Paradise for some time now after clearing the First Circle: The Inconstant. Since that I have been painting everything else, searched for female miniatures and browsed dictionaries to figure out what all those fancy words mean and how I can twist them to fit my minis.

I was planning to use my Ambition entry for Wise, but lacking the females and time I had to make some changes. But I guess Gandalf is considered wise, but also ambitious: "A figure that is as keen as mustard, an overachiever".

I'll kill the Balrog, resurrect myself, replace the head of my order, be a kingmaker, ride couple of days and nights, make vaque promises and keep them and so on.

Does that sound an overachiever? It does to me. And this mini is Gandalf the White version by Games Workshop, a nice metal model, which I tried to paint white. Yes, lots of whites and shades of white, but I think it is ok.

Assuming my reasoning is valid I can move to the third circle and present The Lovers. Yes, Lannisters in paradise... Not the most usual love story, brother and sister loving each other and their common son. Jaime and Cersei Lannister with Tommen. There were some lust, some other strong feelings, too, but definitely some love. And at least Jaime and Cersei both loved Tommen, so that is my backup plan for Lovers.

These are from CMON box Lannister Heroes 3 and are plastic as the previous ones. Not that many details, but that makes them fast to paint. I'm happy with Jaime, but I guess Cersei would have liked more royal outfit, I don't know. I gave Jaime the white cloak of King's guard, I believe he was part of that even after losing his hand.

I'm not familiar with the game A Song of Ice and Fire where these belong, but these look quite strange heroes for a wargame. Queen (regent?) in a dress with his young son and a knight on his knees with a bandaged hand. Not may be the types you expect to see in the first line, but Seven Kingdoms is an interesting place.

Next stop is The Just Rulers. I'll present King Aragorn before he was wise and just king. Yes, I was planning to use Gandalf as Wise, but my female transportation options were scarce. Aragorn was very clever even before he was crowned king. Here he is from the "Two Towers era", where he was told "When last I looked, Théoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan." and kept his mouth wisely shut and later became king of Gondor.

He reigned long and died peacefully, made clever pacts and bowed to hobbits. In general considered as a good guy, I think I could have used him as the Ambitious one, too... But yes, he was just ruler, lived a long life and learnt a lot from elfs and men and even something from dwarfs and hobbits and ents. I think I could have used him as the Wise one, too? Tells something about the works of Tolkien, that his characters are definitely not one dimensional.

I've been talking about the female minis here and there and you might realize, that one must use a female or angel mini to jump over circles and I have just come from 3rd to 6th circle and I can't use Cersei for transport so I need to present something else.

Let me present you Bertha the Bear, the famous female bear!

This is a metal bear from Warbases, I ordered her at the same time I ordered the bases for Napoleonics. I know there has been some strong rulings in the past regarding female bears, but I believe they are all sorted out now?

But if I'm mistaken and Bertha is not counted, I have another classic from Challenge Wednesdays, Dorothy Dromedar!

She is from Warbases, too. She has quite a strong mould line on her back, looks good from one angle, but terrible from other. Both Bertha and Dorothy are mainly painted using Contrast paints with some details added and especially the underbellies and legs drybrushed.

Sarah the Shootist is the last and third female of this post and she makes it sure that I can pass.

She is a plastic from Great Escape Games Gunfighters II box and painted mostly with traditional acrylics. Green and brown sounded like practical colours, violet scarf gives a hinf of her feminity. Little bit dusted clothes to match my other Old West minis.

With these I have gone through 4 circles in Paradise and can either pick The Warriors of Faith or The Contemplatives next. I need to browse through the dictionary again...

I'd say this is 8 (6 humans and 2 animals of different sizes) 28mm minis in total for 40 points and then three locations for total of 100 points! I have more to come before the Challenge ends!



Wow Teemu, you've pulled out all the stops with this entry! I really like your interpretation of The Ambitious, The Lovers, and The Just Ruler - each one a terrific example of those themes. Bertha the Bear made me laugh aloud (and I'm sure Ray will do the same) and Sarah the Shootist looks truly formidable, ready to draw her long-barrelled Colt if the need arrises. Brilliant work, sir!

- Curt

Begin Free Fire!!


Hi All,

Just a reminder that you can Free Fire your entries for these last few days of the Challenge. Get as much stuff done as you can and me and the Marvellous Minions will do our best to keep up!

Paint over Open Sights!

Curt


From Barks: Big 'nids (50 points)

My last entry this Challenge. I did these centrepiece Tyranid monsters I've had for a while. The vast majority is Contrast Gryph-hound Orange and Skeleton Horde over a Vallejo Bonewhite spray slapchopped white.

The Neurotyrant is the brains of this part of the hive mind. Floating malevolently above the battlefield, from behind you can see multiple smaller creatures enhancing its psychic abilities.

Neurotyrant

Accessory brains

It is accompanied by two Neuroloids, fun-looking underlings which I see sashaying about cattily.

Neuroloids

The real highlight for me is the Screamer Killer, redux. I had one of the Jes Goodwin metal ones in the nineties. It was the size of a clenched fist and weighed a hefty packet, and I let it go about 15 years ago. These are the only photos I have of it:

1992 Screamer Killer

My 2nd Edition Tyranid army!

I do not regret the time I spent wet blending those claws!

Then thirty years pass (!) and the new plastic Screamer Killer is released in 2023. There was no way I was not going to have this. It is massive, on a 90mm base- already over twice the size of the original, and so light in comparison!

2023 Screamer Killer. Free hugs!



I added some drool with UHU glue and a cocktail stick- easy and effective.


Items for scale

That's it for me this Challenge.

2 x 25mm Neuroloids- 10 points

1 x 50mm based Neurotyrant- 10 points?

1 x 90mm based Screamer Killer-  20 points?

Can Opener Side Duel: +20


From Millsy:

What a wonderfully creepy way to finish your Challenge mate! I'm not sure what's more unnerving, all the exposed brains or the sticky drool which you've managed to conjure up with glue.

I've really enjoyed your 'Nids this year and your choice of hive and the way you've represented them is spot on. I'm sure the chittering horde will be the better for having these brain bugs hovering nearby. No self-respecting swarm would leave the nest without a few neuro-whatsits to guide them.

Thanks for sharing your work this year Barks. Maybe one day my revolting Death Guard can face off against your 'Nids for the title of most disgusting. It would be an honour to fight such a worthy foe.

I think you've under costed these a bit so lets call it 50 points to close out your Challenge.

Cheers,
Millsy

From GeoffT: Queens Rangers (90 points)

Hello challengers,

After a slow mid game, I am storming to the finish line with a wet sail and icy puck all those other sporting catchphrases.

These are 9 x 28mm Queens Ranger’s for Sharp Practice 2.  They are by Perry Miniatures.  I don’t know much about the genre, by apparently they are part of the AWI Loyalist faction.  I plan to use them for TFL’s Swamp Fox campaign.

For these I will earn 90 points and that will push me over my 1000 point target.




I still have a few more of these to paint, including the big man and a musician.  But there is only so much uniform I can do in one hit, so I will squirrel off to another faction now.

Kind Regards

Geoff.


From Millsy:

Here I am having written a closing assessment of your work for the year Geoff and then I find these waiting to be minioned! Very nice work as usual mate and the green uniform is spot on.

90 points for your tally and congrats on reaching your target!

Cheers,
Millsy

From GeoffT: Bloodbowl Dark Elfs (35 points)

Hello Challengers.

This is probably my last post this year, as am away on business next week.  But the day I return I’ll be playing a blood bowl 7 event.

This team was given to me from the deceased estate of a dearly missed gaming buddy.  So I have painted it up ready for the event.  I must write down the paint colours so I can remember when I do the other half of the team.

Happy with the red, but the purple and aqua are a bit too contrasted and uneven and may need some more work.  But will be fit for purpose in game.

I think I will like playing dark elves, my previous favourite team was elven union.





Kind Regards

Geoff.


From Millsy:

What a great way to remember a gaming buddy! I'm truly sorry to hear about your loss Geoff and I hope the joy you get from fielding the Dark Elfs will go some way to easing the pain of a missing friend. I'm sure he would have appreciated your work, which is some of the best you have produced this year IMHO.

The red and purple is a great combo and the ice blue accent really pops. I know you're not 100% happy with them but I can tell you they look great to me. You've clearly got more patience than me too, painting the name of each player on the base rim.

Thanks for sharing you work with us this year. Almost every week you have managed to surprise me with something new, different, or just plain weird on a few occasions. Always well painted and never lacking for variety it's been a blast to minion your work.

35 points it is and best of luck when these fellow take the field.

Cheers,
Millsy

From AlanD: Napoleonic Prussians (200 points)

As the finish line approaches, I managed to get some Napoleonic Prussians finished this week. This is basically a box of Perry Prussian line infantry, minus the Jaegers. I've painted them as the Second Battalion of the 1st Silesian Regiment for 1813-15, as well as a separate base of Grenadiers drawn from the same regiment. 


This is only the second unit I've painted for my 'slow grow' Napoleonic project. The first was the 1st Battalian of the 1st Silesian Regiment, made from a box of figures I bought on a lovely afternoon in Madrid almost exactly 2 years ago, in the company of the most excellent Benito. Hopefully this year will see the army continue to grow. 


There are 42 figures here in total, but I had already started two of the grenadiers before the challenge, so I'm not counting those. 40 figures will give me a satisfying 200 points, and if I don't manage to get in another entry this week, I am content.


From Millsy:

Now this was unexpected Alan! Here I was thinking I'd see some more Border Reivers to close out your Challenge and you have pivoted to something entirely different.

Lovely brushwork mate, especially all the straps and equipment which always takes so much effort to get right over and over. These stout lads will do great service I am sure. Vorwarts marsch!

Thanks for sharing your work with us again. I've enjoyed your stuff immensely and have a Scottish itch I will likely end up scratching thanks to you. 200 points to close out your Challenge.

Cheers,

Millsy

From KentG: 28mm Medieval foot (280pts)

 Well here we are again another week has past man have the weeks 
Past by so fast, once again I’m in the midst of Medieval figures
I’m having way to much fun painting these luckily I have more on the desk
First up 12 Templar knights I did a few alterations but they are mainly
Straight out of the box.



The banner is just hand painted not the best job might do an
Extra highlight of red maybe not
The white on these figures is painted with a brown base where the next 
batch is painted with a blue base.



Last year during the challenge I painted a footsore miniatures baron called
Eustace of Lowdham so I thought why not paint a few figures to stand by his side
Below are 12 men at arms ready to stand in battle


The flag is a free ECW flag from warlord games I cut it down 
Kept a row of stars and blue and painted out the rest of the blue flag 
with white not the best but still a flag it is




Last is a batch peasants crossbows mixed weapons 
And slingers









Ok now for the points
12 foot knights
12 foot sergeants 
32 peasants 
Total of 56 foot @5pts each
So total of 280 pts


From Millsy:

Yet another awesome batch of medieval goodness Kent!

Whilst the Templars are just wonderful I can't go past the retinue of Eustace of Lowdham which is both beautifully executed but also a cunning repurposing of a flag from a later period. If you had not mentioned the provenance I would never have known it wasn't pf the period. I love the way you have carried the blue sash and stars throughout the retinue up to and including the surcoats. Great stuff!

Thanks for sharing your work with us again mate. It's been an absolute pleasure to minion your work once again. 280 more points it is!

Cheers,
Millsy