Tuesday, 28 February 2023

From DaveD - the BUFF and the chickens (207 points)

Keeping Tuesday Turnip Free! I have enlisted the help of General Cheeseburger . 


And what better to make roast vegetables than one of these bad boys - a B52 or a Big Ugly Fat F****r Carrying 30 tons of destruction. Oh this is a big boy. 


So big I had take it outside to get proper pictures !


Biggest decals I’ve ever worked on - at least they were decent quality . Nice big 2nd Airforce markings on the tail 


It’s painted up in South East Asia camo . With a black underside and tail .


Yes this is true madness - a B52 in 1/72nd - I had to compromise from 1/48th  in the end .I picked up the kit on  eBay with some bits missing hence it was cheaper than normal . I had to make the transparency for the cockpit from bits of yoghurt pot etc . Its a 32 inch wingspan , 28 inches long and 6 inches high . About the size of 12 normal 1/72nd fighter kits . Or if we apply the rule of Ken and multiply lots who knows how many points this is  ! So I will leave that with Tamsin to work out points .I certainly used a lot of paint through the airbrush !


 

Cue Major Kong - is that a major root vegetable site down there?


I might just have to throw it off the shed roof to “to destroy” it . 

Now what’s it for I hear you say . Well it’s for Nam , but not obviously as flying playing model - the flight stand would be worth all the challenge points in the world on its own . Well I have two options at the moment . Having dug around there is scenario fodder in that while these were based in Thailand the VC did do some commando raids , destroying some other aircraft on the ground  . That will all look cool, so  I have the wheels kept separate to use for that if need be . The other option which I had originally intended is to wreck it up into multiple parts to make table dressing and for scenario fodder for special ops etc . This is the most likely next step , but for now it’s left complete as can be .Time to raise the communist airforce - or a least a SAM2 battery or 7  . 

Just to prove what a bonkers week it has been at the paint table - here is the opposition air force . 



Now we go from the ridiculous to the other end of the scale - here we have 40 x 28mm chickens . Pendraken has a great range of animals (Link) in a range of scales and these are just the thing to have running around the villages . Now I’m not sure there is category they fit in at 28mm - as 200 points at 5 per chicken is a great bonus! So again I will leave these to Tamsin . I won’t count the chickens to Never Ending Cold War .




That is a totally bonkers model, Dave! I think you need to get yourself a second one though to do as wreckage - that way you can still do both scenarios you mentioned. 

Now for the scoring. There is a precedent for 28mm chickens - set by me, I think...ahh, yes, here's the post linky-link. They got scored as 2 points for a base of three chooks plus one chick so let's say 27 points for your 40 chickens (13x3x2 = 26, plus one for the 40th bird).

As for the B52, I'm not sure I should really be the minion setting precedent for scoring huge models, given that I'm working on a huge 28mm spaceship. Nevertheless, I'm happy to go with it being the equivalent of twelve 20mm vehicles as you suggest.

Tamsin

37 comments:

  1. Now they’re a thought - I need 2! Scores feel right - ta

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  2. work of genius, I may be a butterfly but you are insane

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    1. You know me too well…. Two would be insane

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  3. Impressed by the B52, no doubt at all; but you have made an excellent job with the "oppposing forces"

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    1. I enjoyed doing the chickens - they came out well

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  4. Great work Dave -- love the chickens (Pendraken do such lovely livestock) and if you need a hand crashing that nice big B-52 I do remember being quite skilled at launching Airfix kits off the roof when I was younger 🤪

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  5. I thought Tuesday was already Turnipsed last week... :)
    I'm sure those chickens will finish any vegetation in no time, you should store them inside that huge metal tube - they'd be like janitors there.

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  6. Massive and completely impractical, how very American of you Dave. She’s a beaut and it would be a shame to wreck it now. I think that you need three of them, flying, on the runway and wrecked.

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    1. 😂😂😂 - you know me too well

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    2. Brilliant idea, Peter! No half measures Dave!

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  7. Cool looking little plane. Won't it look a bit small if it is actually on the table as terrain though?

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    1. It’s so massive it will work I reckon

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  8. Wow great massive plane excellent chicks. Well done.

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  9. That's a ridiculus model plane,but in a good way? Nice chickens!
    Best Iain

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  10. Wow Dave, that's one heck of a plane, noice!

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  11. Stupendous! Wonderful work Dave. I like that VC raid scenario. Now, since you've prompted me, I think I may have some root vegetables coming up for next Tuesday...

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    1. Yeah the raid is one that needs a game for sure

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  12. Superb aircraft Dave, the viet chickens may be in a little trouble of that shit load is dropped on them!

    Cheers
    MattW

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  13. Fine work Dave! That said, I don't think your efforts regarding Tuesdays will be any more successful than the historical efforts supported by these B-52s...

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    1. Ha ha , no probably not , but of course it might attract them here and save the other days !

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  14. Nice work, Dave! The B52 came out very well. I think you do need two more like Peter said one for runway and one as crashed....you should also do a Cessna 0-1 Bird Dog for search and rescue!

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    1. Ah yes why not ! I have a Skymaster to do for FAC duties

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  15. Excellent work Dave. Where are you gonna store a monster like that?

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    1. That is the next campaign in storage wars !

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  16. That's brilliant Dave, love the chooks -Seems a shame to wreck such a lovely effort-so you know you actually need 4 of those planes, 1 flying, 1 on the runway, 1 wrecked and 1 for luck!

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  17. That’s some airplane! I think anyone would chicken out if that came over. Good job! If you get another you might need to build an hangar for it…

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  18. Magnificent overkill, well done.

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