Saturday, 13 January 2018
Well good morning, can it really be Saturday again already? I have decided to take a slightly different tack this morning as, on reflection, the haughty schoolmaster with his billowing academic gown and clouds of chalk dust just didn't really scream minion! Making it all about me was in dreadfully poor taste and I will be atoning for my overreaching just as soon as I have performed this morning's duties. My new mantra, 'Minions should be very rarely seen and only heard from when they have something to post' will be tattooed with a blunt spoon over my entire body. On a more cheery note, as is permissible in the minion code, let's get on with the Saturday showcase!