Morning, afternoon & evening all
For most of the challenge, I have found myself in the medieval period
where there is a wealth of stories and legends. Of course, many are famous and
ingrained in our psyche, particularly if we were born in the UK. Who has note
been regaled by stories of Arthur & Merlin, Robin Hood and his Merry men
and countless others
During medieval times, heroic deeds and acts of chivalry carried out by the great and the good of the land were regaled in ballads sung by the bards. Because of this, for my last post of the “Sweet Sixteen” challenge I thought I might tell you all such a story. Like a bedtime sort of story so you'll probably fall asleep
The actions of one of
Wales’ greatest knights though once prominent and in those days on the tip of every bard’s
tongue somehow became lost until its recent discovery. Thus we arrive at the
Ballad of Sir Creshan of Deheubarth. So
join me if you will by the fire, pull up a chair and close you eyes and
imagine. (Er On second thoughts it’s probably best that you don’t close your
eyes as you won’t be able to see the pictures which would defeat the whole
object)
In days of old
when knights were bold…
| The Bard Gerald of Wales will help us recount the tale... |
Behold Sir Creshan and his trusty squire - Pod
| Sir Creshan has no lord, he's a hedge knight and is sleeping under one |
Sir Creshan is on his way to a tourney where he plans to earn fame and fortune by winning and so marry the love of his life, Lord Lucan's elder daughter Lucretia who will no doubt be unable to avoid his advances should he win and so become a knight of renown
| She's on the right wearing blue |
Of course one of the reasons he wants to marry her is because she has big chests
| What were you thinking, take your mind out of the gutter, these chests are full of money |
Anyway I digress....
| This is Sir Creshan's old squire, Hodor, but he had to let him go... |
At the last tournament on the circuit though Sir Creshan had been victorious he had somewhat unfortunately be the source of much jest and mirth because of the unfortunate well stupid actions actually of his then Squire Hodor. Now Hodor wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box and when asked to repaint Sir Creshan’s shield with his Leopard heraldry misconstrued or misheard and a dreadful scene followed " I said paint a Leopard -L -E - O-P-A-R-D - there's no T in Leopard you stupid boy.
Fighting with a leotard on your shield is not really the way to garner favour with lords and ladies
| This is Pod, Sir Creshan's new squire |
| Being a squire is hard work |
The day hasn't started well because they slept late and its worse when they get to the bridge where's there's obviously an ye olde traffic jam where carts are piled up waiting to cross
5 mins later - "well? "
| "He's signaling sir - I think he's saying it will take 2 hours to cross" |
It soon become apparent what the trouble is and Sir Creshan springs into action
| A river troll it seems |
Finally Sir Creshan is victorious
On with his journey and into the forest.....
| Ni, ni, ni - you shall not pass... |
| Thank goodness for the shrubbery, not too expensive |
If that's not bad enough, a few miles on and another says Sir Creshan shall not pass....
| The dreaded Black Knight.. |
| Call it a draw? |
Meanwhile with his back turned and horse left unattended it looks like some thieving sod has made off with his horses hooves and shoes ( The current practice of stealing car wheels and leaving the car on a pile of bricks originated in Medieval times)
| Nobody was expecting this |
| Poor Sir Creshan, all hot and melted..... |
Great work Kerry, what a tale! A last minute points bomb of insanity!
ReplyDeleteFabulous work, and a fabulous tale, Kerry! The horse on blocks had me laughing out loud. Well done!
ReplyDeleteA wonderful tale and a cracking final submission to take top slot on the points tally. Well deserved mate!
ReplyDeleteThank you all -apologies guys it was to be a longer tale but it took me much too much time to take the pictures and write - I even left out the two natural born killers, Idris and Lenny the Lion. Had great fun though. And please note, Arthur (the only figure not painted for this) was not harmed in the making of this tale. Best wishes all and thank you for your kind and generous support over the past 3 months
ReplyDeleteFantastic post with some very funny figures in it! I like the black knight cut to pieces! 😁
ReplyDeleteSuperb once more. An epic Challemge for you
ReplyDeleteEpic tale to close out your challenge. I enjoyed the tale and the mini's. Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteInsanely fun post. Wonderful collection of finely painted figures
ReplyDeleteFabtastic work all round, Kerry!
ReplyDeleteSplendid story and figures, what an entry!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Matt
This...is...AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteKerry ....... I thought of a lot of smart arse comments to make as I read and looked through the ballad. But instead I decided on "that is the fruit of wonderful imagination and execution - thank you"
ReplyDeleteAnd it is great to see the Welsh Dragon win something this year :)
Fab stuff, loved the story line and posing.
ReplyDeleteFantastic work Kerry!
ReplyDeleteA lot of fun!
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