MONDAY'S MUSÉE DES FOSSILES

 

 

Community Outreach Initiative

 

A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LE MUSÉE DES FOSSILES

I was tasked by our granting agency, most particularly by Mister Art T. Tchauke, granting liaison officer from the Provincial Government, to make a public announcement about our next community outreach initiative. Mister Tchauke who, it should be noted, “almost” obtained his master’s thesis at the University of West-Where-Ever, was inspired by his studies to vulgarize for the public some basic concept of ancient roman architecture, more specifically the edicule known as “vespasienne”. It was pleasant hearing Mister Tchauke sharing with us his undocumented passion both for the roman emperor Vespasian and for the venues of public convenience. Despite our team (composed of well established scholars) mentioning to Mr. Tchauke that there is no (and has never been) such construct in our part of the world, the liaison officer, whose uncle is the finance officer of the governing party, made the renewal of our next yearly grant conditional to “organizing a community outreach within the location most closely related to vespasienne”.

For the above mentioned reasons, I have the great "honor" to re-direct our valued visitors to the shopping mall across the street for the opportunity to view our latest special exhibits.

Yvan Thellarius, Ph.D.
Curateur en Chef
Le Musée des Fossiles

PROGRAM OF OUR SPECIAL EXHIBITS FOR TODAY

■ 2rd floor bathroom, near the toy store ■ 07:00 AM ■ Is the History of Finland Linked to Germany? Curated by Dr. TeemuL.

■ Food Court bathroom ■ 08:00 AM ■ Is it in the Nature of Dogs to Get Distracted by Squirrels? An Exhaustive Attempt to Answer the Classic Question. Curated by Dr. MikeW.

■ Movie theater bathroom ■ 09:00 AM ■ Is There a Link Between Romance and Aussies? Curated by Dr. PeterB.

■ 2rd floor bathroom, near the toy store ■ 10:00 AM ■ Why are British Backyards so Full of Ancient History? Curated by Dr. PeterB.

■ Food Court bathroom ■ 11:00 AM ■ Can a Story Set in the Peninsular Wars be an Appropriate Read for Children? Curated by Dr. BobV.

■ Movie theater bathroom ■ 12:00 AM ■ Were Ancient Statues Painted? And What About the Strings used by Ancinet Archers? Curated by Dr. SimonG.

■ 2rd floor bathroom, near the toy store ■ 01:00 PM ■ Can a Library Map Distract From Established Plans? Curated by Dr. Lorenzo.

■ Food Court bathroom ■ 02:00 PM ■ Is it Possible to Tour a Whole Library in one pass? Curated by Dr. FrederickC.

■ Movie theater bathroom ■ 03:00 PM ■ Was Robin Hood Part of Every Challenger’s Childhood? Curated by Dr. SandersS