Tamsin's Tricky Tuesday

 

"Good morning, Ladies, Gentlemen...and Ray! Well, it's been another busy week with all the comings and goings at Snowlord's Peak Resort Station. Eight more guests have begun their explorations of Challenge XII Quadrant and three more arrived last night and begin their travels today. Hopefully the remaining 19 bookings will show up before the security systems on the arrival portal are activated at the end of the day on Friday. Extra staff from the Stewards Department have been rostered to deal with the expected flood of late arrivals."

"In the past week, our guests have travelled 7,079 parsecs, bringing the total so far to 22,657 parsecs from our pledged goal of 82,505. Although this week is down a bit from the week before, the predictions show that even if we continue at this lower rate we will smash through the pledge with ease."

"Today we have several entertaining exploration reports for your, well, entertainment:

• ChrisW discusses the chances of anything coming from Mars
• MartinC looks at randomness in the application of paint
• SanderS takes some bloody Orks bowling
• PhilH (a new arrival) is currently feeling drafty
• SarahHC unveils her 3D portrait of yours truly
• SteveM (another new arrival) expounds on intergalactic squirrel hunting
• GaryA (our third new arrival) will be handing out pick & mix

...and further exploratory reports are anticipated to be submitted throughout the day."

 "I have a PSA from the Station Master, Captain Campbell:"

"Well, hello everyone. I hope you are all well. Just a quick little announcement, nothing to be concerned about really, but I do hope you will remember this and act appropriately."

"It appears that a number of our guests have visited LV426. Now, I don't want anybody to be worried, and, please note that this is purely precautionary, there is no evidence whatsoever of anyone actually having been harmed..."

"However, we do ask that any guests returning to the Station having visited LV426 report directly to the LV426 Quarantine Chamber that our wonderful Maintenance Department have established:

...You will find it located on Deck C Gamma, just off the shuttle hangar."

"Oh, my word! I do hope that any guests who have visited LV426 are safe and well."

"You will be pleased to hear that the resupply of coloured wax crayons has arrived and we should be well-stocked enough to still have some left at the end of this event."

Toodle-pip!

Tamsin