"Good morning, Ladies, Gentlemen...and Ray. Snowlord Airways flight AHPC-XI out of Challenge, Blogland is currently cruising at 19,044 points, which means we have ascended 6,414 points since my last announcement. At this rate of climb, we should achieve our target altitude of 69,600 points eight weeks from now which is slightly earlier than planned."
"As of this morning, 69 (*titter*) passengers have boarded the flight, leaving us with just 21 still to join us. They'd better do so soon, or they may find that Captain Campbell has locked the doors."
"Although I am not participating in this flight's painting contest, I have been keeping my hand and eye in nevertheless. Here is what I am currently daubing:"
"But that's enough nonsense for today. Wax crayons are in the usual place (if Ray hasn't eaten them all); medications may eventually be administered; the drinks trolley will come around in a few hours time (it had a rather heavy night). What's that? You didn't realise it was sentient and abused it? No wonder it got completely trollied* last night!"
Toodle-pip!
Tamsin
* in case you ever wondered where the expression came from, now you know.
Nice looking Dredd vignette!
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Thanks. Still a few bits to finish off. :)
Delete*titter* That made me laugh thanks...is "the Drink Cart" related to "the Luggage" if it is you all better behave.
ReplyDelete"Captain Campbell - we have a situation. One of the passengers has just invoked that name...yes, better put the control team on standby, just in case...yes, I do remember what happened last time..."
DeleteOrange ones are my fav!
ReplyDeleteWe had noticed there were less of those remaining than the other colours!
DeleteHopefully we're in for a turbulence free flight.
ReplyDeleteThat all depends on whether we can get the l*u*g*g*a*g*e back under control now that someone has invoked it by name!
DeleteThat Dredd vs Death model sure looks nice!
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