SebastianR: Shades of Grey (25pts)

And so, into the Chamber of Darkness. Over my Christmas in Raccoon City London I watched as my initial position in the top five slipped away, and now I'm back to reclaim my rightful place, leading the pack (Narrator: his rightful place was not leading the pack).

I originally wasn't going to do this chamber but then I realised I have had this samurai miniature kicking around for literally years, and was dreading painting it. So here we are, an easy paint-job and an addition to the savvy competitor bonus point heavy strategy (TM). And crucially this opens up the way to the larder.

Is this greyscale? It's certainly monochrome. But let's be honest, I was never going to reach the levels of previous greyscale minis. When I started my goal was to make him at least not look like a statue or a ghost. And I think I've succeeded, more or less.

But lets play a game. I've decided that he is some sort of zombie ghost escaped from an Akira Kurosawa film in order to seek revenge on [group] for [reason]. He will be defeated by [method].

[Group - roll a d6]

1. Hot 20-somethings pretending to be teens
   
2. Hitchhikers
   
3. Americans
4. The Japanese Government
5. Descendants of the Shogun
6. Descendants of Akira Kurosawa

[Reason - roll a d6]

1. Having hot sex
2. Dishonouring him in some vague and poorly explained way
3. Hiroshima and Nagasaki
4. Modernising
5. Rising against the emperor
6. Trapping him in the film in the first place

[Method - roll a d6]

1. Electricity
2. Playing the film backwards (why this works is also vague and poorly explained)
   
3. Sufficiently heavy firepower, followed by the one-liner "that's for Pearl Harbour, bitch!"
   
4. A long monologue about the spirit of Japan which blatantly just the director getting to soapbox about his nationalistic bent
5. A magic katana
6. He isn't. It sort of just ends in an artsy montage. Nerds argue on the internet about what really happened for years. No one else cares
   

idk, feeling cute, might repaint later.

25pts all in.