Sunday, 5 February 2023

From Curt: Turnip28 Artillery (90 Points)

Hi Folks!

So, now that I have the officers, rank-and-file and skirmishers done, let's move on to some stuff that makes a big bang on the table. Yes indeed, it's the artillery! In Turnip28 artillery are as prone to blow up their crews as they are to harm the enemy. But with grave risks comes great rewards, right? 

Stump Guns are the garden variety artillery in Turnip28 (heh, see what I did there). Think of them being similar to the artillery used in the late medieval period, but even more capricious and undependable. 


For a bit of fun and colour, I played around giving a verdigris patina to the guns using a variation I found on a YouTube tutorial (so handy for ideas). 

Next are two Rocket launchers. Again, quite dangerous contraptions, but they have the siren's sweet promise of wreaking havoc amongst your foes. If your dice are lucky. Maybe. Otherwise, well, at least the crew will get to see some sights as they enter the atmosphere.

Finally we have The Grand Bombard. This beast can be rather rude to the enemy, and in a pinch, its crew can even 'invite' Snob officers to serve as makeshift ammunition. So when the gunner says, 'We'll shoot you to the head of the column, Guv'nor', he's really not fibbing.



All of these whacky pieces of ordinance need to be crewed, so we have a half-dozen fanatical gunners, along with a brace of ammunition carts for them to gather around during their smoke break.

The rocket batteries, Grand Bombard and crew are from Knucklebones Miniatures, whereas the Stump Guns are from StoneAxe Miniatures and the carts from Mammoth Factory.

Points? Hmm. The five artillery pieces are worth 50 points, while the 6 gunners another 30. For the two ammunition carts, let's say 5 for the pair? So, if this is amenable to our esteemed Minion Martin, that would give a total of 85.

Thanks for visiting. I hope you all have a great week ahead.

- Curt


Spectacular, as always brilliant work. Love dodgy artillery. 5 points each for the carts I think


34 comments:

  1. Fantastic, and fantastical, looking minis. I'm going to echo Tamsin - although Turnip doesn't call to me, I can def see the creative appeal.

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    1. Thanks Bartek - they are good fun to work on, for sure.

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  2. That artillery is just bonkers - lovely painting, Curt! :)

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    1. Yep, bonkers just about covers it. Thanks Tamsin. :)

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  3. Superbly madly bonkers but just brilliant

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    1. Thanks Kerry! If you're going to do this,I figure you have to go all in.

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  4. Hell's bells! Even an orc would hesitate before crewing these things!

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    1. They do look like they may have a few design flaws, but nothing a bit of trial and error won't work out.

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  5. Lol, they are hilarious, stump guns are never reliable….and dangerous being black powder of dubious quality. I do like the rockets and grand Bombard also.

    Cheers
    Matt

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  6. After all those root vegetables I know where the loud noises will be coming from .. weirdly cool stuff Curt

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    1. Haha! Yes, all very explosive indeed. :)

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  7. That is a lot of firepower, maybe some of it will even go in the direction of the enemy if you're lucky.

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    1. Haha, yes, if they are lucky (and not blown up). :)

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  8. Good lord, that’s some seriously wacky artillery right there. It’s like they literally just repurposed a church bell into that bombard without all the muss and fuss of recasting.

    Your painting really does them justice!

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  9. Nice verdigris! I'm liking your provocatively coloured Turnips.

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    1. Thanks Barks. Yes, they are going against the begrimed grain.

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  10. Absolutely nuts….. fantastic paint job. I’m sure they’ll be a hoot on the tabletop

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    1. Cheers Jamie. I do hope they cause a bit of mayhem.

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  11. "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!"

    Lovely job indeed on these Curt - the rockets are my favourite (just missing the 'ACME' labels!)

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    1. Haha! That would be a brilliant addition. :)

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  12. Fantastic work as ever dude, these look amazing!

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  13. I think this might be my favouritist entry so far!

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  14. I guess that is sort of a potato masher? Anyway, they look absolutely amazing. Weird, stir-crazy, lunatic and probably best not be tried at home, but absolutely amazing.

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